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| 1168 |
Aztec Mummy is born in Tenochtitlan, Mexico.
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| 1198 |
Aztec Mummy is captured by Draconian Invaders in the Five Sense World.
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| 1212 |
Aztec Mummy returns to Earth and finds himself in Constantinople possessing
the Key of Kardath.
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| 1242 |
Aztec Mummy first battles the Mongol armies of the Golden Horde.
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| 1250 |
Aztec Mummy helps Albertus Magnus isolate the element arsenic. Later he
steals the Philosopher's Stone which is returned to Magnus by his daemonic
automaton.
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| 1270 |
Aztec Mummy battles the Mongol Il-Khanate in the city of Tabriz. Zoblan of
Tartarus steals the Key of Kardath and gives it to Zh'lo S'qrz who hides it in
the Fifth Dimension.
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| 1325 |
Aztec Mummy returns to Tenochtitlan.
Settling down at the House of Ahuianis, he
sires 47 illegitimate children.
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| 1516 |
Zortran of Tartarus finds Aztec Mummy and imprisons him in the Bottled City
of El-Ka-Qatl. Within a few years, the Spanish conquer the Aztecs and Zortran dies of syphillis
before Aztec Mummy can have his revenge. |
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| 1832 |
Aztec Mummy is inadvertently freed from the Bottled City of El-Ka-Qatl when
it turns up in a bookstore in Manchester, England. Chaos ensues.
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| 1888 |
After
terrorizing Europe, Aztec Mummy is
captured and brought back to America by Uatchoo the
Meek who later befriends, tames and then
frees him. |
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| 1938 |
The greatest
actor to ever walk the face of the Earth,
Robert Oliver Reed is born in Wimbledon,
London. |
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| 1942 |
Enchanted by
Hollywood, Aztec Mummy becomes a stunt
double and appears in such film's as
"Curse of the Mummy's Tomb" and
"Fetch And Step Meet The Mummy." |
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| 1951 |
Ravaged by
alcoholism and spurned by Hollywood, Aztec Mummy joins a carnival run by the fiendish
Brothers Cavendish.
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| 1966 |
The First
Acid Test occurs at the Fillmore in San
Francisco. Unfortunately, no one we know
was there. |
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| 1969 |
Violence
erupts at the Rolling Stones free concert
at the Altamont Speedway. The 60's are
officially over. |
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| 1971 |
Daryl Dragon
and Toni Tennille meet in San Francisco.
Love will keep them together for over
three decades and counting. |
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| 1972 |
Aztec Mummy transmogrifies into the Fourth Dimension.
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| 1985 |
Darby Wells visits the Negative Zone. Comes back with a giant headache.
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| 1986 |
Tate Hemlock
goes to see the Monkees. They do not
perform "Porpoise Song". |
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| 2000 |
Darby Wells
starts Cocktail with Tate Hemlock and a
cast of dozens. |
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| 2002 |
Aztec Mummy
occasionally returns from the Fourth
Dimension telling tales of piracy,
barbarism and prostitution. Often hoping
to score some good opium, he tends to
return to the Fourth Dimension
disappointed. |
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| 2003 |
Inspired by
Oliver Reed, Tate Hemlock forms Dub
Sinister. |
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| 2012 |
Bend
Sinister: Tate Hemlock transmogrifies or
ceases to exist. Details are sketchy due
to occlusion. Never thirst. |
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